Would You Wear This Betsey Johnson Fish Sweater?

So I came across this fish print tunic dress via TheFriskys man panel today, and despite the esteemed panelists near unanimous hatred of it, something stirred deep within me. Was it the soy tuna salad Id had for lunch, or my childhood love of Bill Cosby? Was my inner Dr. Huxtable whispering softly that he liked this sweater very much, and also that hed like some Jello Pudding Pops? Or maybe its the fact that Im a Pisces? I cant decide if its good-bad or bad-bad. What the heck is wrong with me?

On the one hand: it is unapologetically ugly. So ugly, in fact, that the model had to put her hair in a faux-hawk and make a fish face just to keep people from being mesmerized to death by the zany neon patterns. Also, its clearly not a dress, but an over-sized sweater worn as one with the addition of leggings. Also, it costs $200 Who would pay that much for an over-sized sweater that looks like it came from the back of their trashy aunts closet?

On the other hand: its a frickin neon fish sweater. It looks comfy, and the fish is a highly underrated genre of animal. $200 is a bit steep, but if I saw this thing at a thrift store for like $10, I would totally buy it. Am I trippin?

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